Don’t judge Ash’s moms love…
so I was at school and suddenly I saw this skeleton at the stairway??
that part of the stairway is closed
literally no one can go there
that skeleton wasn’t there before
howso the next day I go to the school cafetaria and I see another one??what is going on
There’s a draft for the skeleton war. You’re enlisted, whether you want to be or not.
That joke really isn’t funny anymore. can you stop?
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
Lee tripping on his robe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)